Happy 50th Birthday George!
“Run for office….No…..I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs, and I’ve been to too many parties.”
“Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year. If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy.”
“You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk.”
“I was watching ‘Up In The Air’ and I thought, ‘Jesus, who’s the old gray-haired guy?’ And it was me. I never wear makeup for movies and now it’s starting to show.”
“But I’m kind of comfortable with getting older because it’s better than the other option, which is being dead. So I’ll take getting older.”
“I hate to blow your whole news story, but I was married…I’ve proven how good I was at it…I’m allowed one.”
“I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page.”
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