The FiFi Report 349

You have got to love Joan Rivers’ hilarious comments about the Royal wedding!

  • Princess Beatrice “She is so desperate to get married but she is wearing an I.U.D. on her head. ” Now that hat has a face book page !
  • Elton John “Victoria (beckham) is pregnant but she isn’t as far along as Elton John.”
  • Princess Eugenie “I was going to say something wrong and bad about that but poor Eugenia because she almost didn’t go at all but the mice and birds in the palace got together and made that dress and look how pretty she looks.”
  • Pippa Middleton : “The dress is too sexy. You know Kate tried this on first and said ‘Too sexy, too sexy! Take it back.’ And Pippa said, ‘Not so fast bitch, I’m single.’”
  • Carol Middleton “Looks like penny Marshall but younger and female.”
  • Kate Middleton “I like that she did her own makeup, which kind of blows my mind ’cause I have a makeup girl when I just go shopping online.”
  • Prince Harry “They were proud of William and they were going ‘Thank god that Harry isn’t doing one of his underarm fart sounds.”
  • Camilla Parker Bowles: “I think she looks terrific. And they’re so happy. Look at their faces, they’re smiling. You know they’re just saying, “Thank god he is out of the castle. We can turn this bedroom now into a love dungeon.”