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“George Clooney used to have a joke. When people would say, ‘Are you going to have kids?’ And he’d say, ‘No, but I’m going to adopt an 18-year-old Russian girl.’ He was younger. It wasn’t so weird then.” Matt Damon.

“BREAKING NEWS: Charlie Sheen and John Galliano to date..” Steve Martin, having a laugh over the recent spate of celebrity meltdowns, on Twitter.

“I looked at Kate and she was like, ‘You’ve got to do it. Trust me, it’s so brave. Put a merkin on and you’ll be fine.’”  Evan Rachel Wood, on how her Mildred Pierce costar Kate Winslet convinced her to go nude.

“The woman that did my hair butchered it. i hate it. thanks for pointing out how much you all hate it, too. helpful.” Pink, Tweeting back to her followers who dissed her new haircut.

“All of my songs are f—ing amazing.” Britney Spears, to Out.

“There’s nothing worse than a fat coke head.” Mike Tyson, on letting himself go before getting sober and becoming vegan.

“I think it’s because I’m English she kind of thinks of me as a butler.” Russell Brand, on tending to wife Katy Perry …..From Peoplemagazine