Joan Rivers, from The Fashion Police, has the final -hilarious! - word on the red carpet Oscar frocks….
Cate Blanchett: ” This is for the artsy-fartsy crowd but you could leave out the ‘artsy’”
“Never mind a dry cleaner, she should take it to a dermatologist”
“If Mother Teresa were alive she’d put her arms around it and do a healing prayer.”
“This dress is like Kirk Douglas’ speech, I didn’t understand any of it. And it was too long.” ”
Céline Dion: “Céline was there to sing during the in memoriam concert. You can’t show up with your tits out and be like, ‘Let’s hear it for the dead people!’
Gwyneth Paltrow: “Her hair is so dead it was in the death reel that Céline Dion sang.”
Mila Kunis: “It was so sheer, you could almost see Mila’s “kunis”.
Anne Hathaway: “Her dress was red, which is perfect because it matched her face after her opening bits.”
Sandra Bullock: “Boring dress, no jewelry, hair in a bun. Turns out Jesse James was a way better stylist than we thought.
Jennifer Lawrence : “So sexy, even the gay kid in Glee would want to make it with her”
Helen Mirren: “She looked so age appropriate, but then again, you usually wear a dark color when you get old so it doesn’t show if you have an accident waiting to get to the ladies room.”
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban: “it only proves he is heterosexual, since no gay man would have let her out of the house in that dress.”
Amy Adams: “The last person to wear something this ugly {in her family} was Uncle Fester (of the Adams Family).”
Read more: eonline.com
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