They made us laugh, they made us cry: it’s the best quotes of 2011!
“I Google myself every afternoon.” George Clooney when asked if he ever googles himself.( I would like to google him every afternoon )
“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” John Mayer on Jessica Simpson.
“Someone asked me who’s more influential - Anna Wintour or Oprah. I said Anna because she made Oprah lose weight” Blogger Bryan Boy (She’s got balls).
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”Lady Gaga,
“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.” Russell Brand
“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.” Britney Spears,
“She’s a very smart girl-boy! This is where I get into trouble. My pronouns are f**ked. I still don’t remember to call her ‘him.’” Cher talks about her, um, er, her daughter.