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“Frankly, if you need to use those devices at a show like this, you’ve got other problems.” An announcer at Victoria’s Secret Fashion show asking that cell phones be turned off.

“my mom’s not nervous about me wearing just underwear because it’s all hidden. It’s just like wearing a dress, except there are parts missing.” Victoria’s Secret fashion-show model Model Magdalena. Missing a brain too..

“In [the segment called] Heavenly Bodies I have huge wings so that’s my moment! It’s like driving a car because they’re so far away from my body. I have to turn them before I turn my body.” Victoria’s Secret fashion-show model Candice Swanepoel. Blinkers on?

“We have rules: She can wear makeup when she goes to parties and special events. And ya know, there’s always a little bit of a discussion about how short the skirt is…or is there some cleavage showing. And I always say to her, ‘Do you want everybody to be staring at your breasts, or do you want people to talk to you?’” Mama, don’t preach? Madonna on her relationship with daughter Lourdes.

“It’s quite bizarre to see your cartoon in the windows dancing and running. I was just told that each puppet will be running in two months about 200 kilometers, so I’m thinking, God, how many calories are they burning there?” Lanvin’s Alber Elbaz on cartoon window display at Printemps

“They want to choose my outfit, to dress me like a doll, I’m thinking I’m a Barbie of the Internet.” Anna dello Russo

“Well, yes, and I’m lucky to have many [godmothers], I’m gay and I’m 40, so I seem to attract that!” jewellery designer Alexis Bittar