The FiFi Report 313

“Other actresses who aren’t thought of, maybe, as being quite as attractive do full-frontal, they’re called brave…Just because I’m attractive doesn’t mean it’s not still scary.” Eva Mendes about baring all for Calvin Klein to Allure

“There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.” Spencer Pratt, explaining why his marriage to Heidi Montag failed…

“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.” Lindsay Lohan about her jail sentence.

“Of all the drunk men in my life, Dad, you’re my favorite.” Lady Gaga at a concert.

“Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.” Joan Rivers on LL going to jail

“Hey Joan Rivers, you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.” Samantha Ronson, defending Lindsay Lohan

“He really made me feel very, like…I don’t know, like, I could fall in love with him! Like a teenager girl getting crazy.” Penélope Cruz’s new husband Javier Bardem, admitting his man crush on Brad Pitt.

“We’re like bartenders. We’re like waiters.” Angelina Jolie, on her tag-team effort with Brad Pitt to feed their six children breakfast in the mornings.