The FiFi Report 310

“Men are wimping out, in the example of Judd Apatow’s chronic adolescent characters, or being mowed down by Beyoncé and Lady Gaga.” Cathy Horyn in Nytimes.com talking about the Milan Menswear shows.

“You had to get past the “Springtime for Hitler” finale, a platoon of models stomping down the runway clad all in black leather and with the knee boots and peaked motorcycle caps that hardly anybody wears anymore except aging leather daddies and the architect Peter Marino. Oh, and the neo-Fascists who make their headquarters in Milan” Guy Trebay referring to the Emporio Armani show in The New York Times

“OK but no joke gladiator sandals are OUT. They came out in summer 2008 and I was like, ok those are really cute. Then 2009 comes around and people are still wearing them so I’m like, ok whatever it’s just a phase. BUT NOOOOO. Because good old 2010 is now coming along and people are STILL wearing them, and then I was just like OK NO! It’s been three years people COME ON!!!!!!!!! I’m just like what???? ” …Lourdes “Lola” Leon in her first blog post for her mum, Madonna’s “Material Girl” line for Macy’s…. Shut up!

“Shoes! I’m all about the shoes! I order a ton of them online and play with my entire wardrobe until I find the right shoe. Unfortunately, so many people get it right from the head until the ankles. The shoe is very important. I can’t even f88k with you if your shoe game is slacking.” Solange Knowles. Wimp.

“It’s the first piece of clothing your baby will ever wear, and it should be special” Cynthia Rowley on her designer nappies for Target. oh dear.

” I always carry a man-bag. I own two Marc Jacobs bags from his last collection and I walk with them all the time. And I love the shirt; I have no shame in showing off my man-boobs.” -Danny Alba, 23, a wimpy? fashion student to Nymag.com ( go here to see more bad shots of Milan menswear )