“Can we please go back to normal? Because therapy is really expensive.” Sandra Bullock, accepting an award at the MTV awards.
“can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?!” Lindsay Lohan, Tweeting about the court-ordered alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet that’s cramping her bad style. Not normal. More therapy.
“My family are amazing. I had, like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay [Lohan], but it’s not her fault that she’s so off the rails - and she’s smart, very smart.” Kristen Stewart. Scram bracelets suck.
“Shortly after graduation, I got very, very, very, very lucky. I landed a role on a show called ER. I soon had money, accolades, status, and George Clooney.” Julianna Margulies. Lucky. lucky. lucky.
“It takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing each other.” Kristen Stewart, on winning ‘Best kiss’ at MTV awards with Robert Pattinson
“How does Robert Pattinson not win every award ever invented?…I almost got up onstage this year at the Grammys when he didn’t win and almost kicked Taylor Swift off. Because I’m like, ‘What’s up? Robert Pattinson should have won this.’” Ashton Kutcher
“The fountain of youth, let’s see. I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex.” Cameron Diaz. Normal. No therapy.
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