The FiFi Report 300

” I would like to do it until I have to wear the girdle and the toupee.” David Duchovny on the X files.

“Every time she lifts her leg, I think another kid is going to fly out.” Joan Rivers, Kate Gosselin on Dancing with stars ( who has 8 children). A girdle for her?

“I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that!”  Ryan Phillippe.

“If you could wish for one change in the world what would it be? “That everybody could afford my shoes.” Christian Louboutin in AnOther’s Proust Questionnaire.

“I’m so sorry, Gucci. I have tarnished your name.” Drew Barrymore regrets that green Golden Globes dress.

“I am having so much fun. A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls,” Paris Hilton on breaking up with Doug.

“He’s going to be my husband…I’m really in love and I’m really happy.” Paris Hilton last year about Doug Reinhardt.

“I’m pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life.” -Ke$ha in Interview.

“Her expression is perpetually bored and restless, as if the only thing she’s got on her mind is getting back to her walk-in closet to assess her vast kingdom of tank tops. This is a performance with all the elegance of a bitten fingernail.” -Salon reviews Miley’s new movie, The Last Song