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“I have had something done but it’s not on my face,” Demi Moore on plastic surgery.

“Here’s proof that love is alive and well in Hollywood - at least for my darling husband and my husband’s darling husband.” Jennifer Garner Jennifer Garner, joking the bromance”  between her husband Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

“He is stupid hot. It’s ridiculous. Even his hands are beautiful.” Katherine Heigl on Ashton Kutcher. Plastic hands?

“I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense because she basically has one on her face.” Chelsea Handler on Jesse James’s alleged mistress who has a tattoed face. Written all over her face

“It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. We’d go to Italy and have pasta, truffles and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun.” Kirstey Alley. YUM!

“I had to work hard to get it like this But now I’m here it’s so great because I don’t have to think about it. I can just enjoy life. What a relief is that.” Gywneth is not in Italy eating truffles and dessert…

“I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.” Delusional Heidi Montag

“[Russell] likes to buy those bride magazines. He’s a bridezilla! He wants everything to be monogrammed.” Katy Perry,