The FiFi Report 288

André Leon Talley rips into the SAG attendees on Vogue.com

“Marion Cotillard, looked like a Ladurée coconut macaroon reject.”

“At the Globes, {Christina Hendricks } smiled through her peach-colored disaster. This week, her look was more like, “Please don’t tear me down. I’m trying harder with less makeup”

“The draped shoulders on Patricia Arquette’s forest-green sparkle-covered gown resembled Broadway stage curtain swag.”

“Katrina Bowden  just looked like a tunnel fashion victim trying too hard.”

” Paula Patton what were you thinking with that strapless white froth of J. Mendel? Black Friday stampede shopping in a Jersey bridal warehouse?”

“Sophia Loren lost the plot this week in a black Armani Privé . Last week  she looked like Hollywood royalty; this week, she tumbled off the throne.”

Worst dress of the evening: Helen Mirren’s gray embellished Badgley Mischka: Save that dress for a private Mardi Gras at home in New Orleans!”

“Sandra Bullock once again shows she doesn’t care what people say about her hair”

“Drew Barrymore: Did you dash out of your fitting and forget to look at the backsweep of your hair? And let’s not talk about your mall-like strapless Monique Lhullier dress”