“Looking at all the faces here reminds me of the great work that’s been done this year… by cosmetic surgeons. You all look great.” Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes
‘”I’ve had a little work done, I’ve had cheek implants …and I’ve had a penis reduction. Just got the one now. And it is very tiny. But so are my hands so when I holding it it looks pretty big.” Ricky Gervais
“I like a drink as much as the next man - unless the next man is Mel Gibson.” Ricky Gervais introducing Mel Gibson
“Animation is not only for children. It is also for adults who are on drugs.” Sir Paul McCartney presenting award at the Golden Globe Awards
“I want to change my name to T-Bone; T-Bone Streep. I think it sounds good” Meryl Streep accepting an award immediately after T Bone Burnett
“I just want to say, in my long career, I’ve played so many extraordinary women that, basically, I’m getting mistaken for one.” Meryl Streep
“I make movies where people’s faces melt and their skin rots off, so I feel right at home in this,” “Inglourious Basterds” co-star and horror director Eli Roth on the chaotic, and very wet, red carpet where the rain threatened to wash away stars’ makeup, drench their designer clothes and ruin their hair.
“I feel pretty plastic; it’s still hard for me to chew sometimes and I have to speak very quietly because my jaw and everything–I’m still readjusting to talking.” Heidi Montag Tries To Move Her ( melted) Face, Can’t …(see the hilarious /horror VIDEO here
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