The FiFi Report 284

  • “Not only is my performance raw in this film, but through most of the film I am naked from the waist down. So not only am I raw, I’m chafed.” George Clooney, telling People that he agrees with Up In the Air director Jason Reitman’s statement that this was the actor’s most raw performance ever. It’s up in the air??
  • “I wanted to do the suicide scene but was told it wouldn’t be appropriate. I’ve also had to tone things down generally. I was so excited and have even been practising my curtsy” Lady Gaga on meeting the Queen. Not naked.
  • “I just was so fat and huge and ugly and in a furry dog costume.” Jennifer Garner, seven months pregnant, getting dressed for Halloween…. Chafed?
  • “Anyone who’s younger or thinner and richer and more attractive than me - that’s the one I’m going for,” Ricky Gervais plans to tease when he takes to the microphone as host of next month’s Golden Globe. That means everyone.
  • “I think people who are attracted to the fashion industry are people who are really insecure and looking for a certain identity….” Tom Ford
  • “I still am a tomboy. I love to go fishing. I love sports. I used to play ice hockey. You know, I think people only see the glamour and the parties, but when I’m at home I’m completely different.” Paris Hilton looks for her identity. (When she is at home she is asleep.)