The FiFi Report 281

The reviews are in for The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

  • “Considering Lautner’s acting improved so much sans shirt, I wonder if there might have been Oscar buzz had he taken off his pants” Dark Horizons
  • “Never has a man’s shirtlessness been so essential to a character’s development.” UGO ( Hamish take note )
  • “Bella Cullen. Mrs. Edward Cullen. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cullen. Ms. Bella Cullen. Mrs. Jacob Black. Jacob and Bella Black. Mrs. Bella Black. Ms. Bella Swan Black. Mrs. Bella Swan Cullen. ” Flick Filosopher
  • “This episode is as repetitive as the first, with endless scenes of kissus interruptus punctuated by moody indie-rock songs. “Newsday
  • “Parents: If I can (poorly) discipline a 16-year-old cat to not howl before sunrise, you can teach your kids to not emulate Bella Swan. ” Slant Magazine
  • “Watching Twilight Saga: New Moon is a bit like having your own real-life sulky teenager living under your roof .” Sci-Fi Movie Page
  • “All three lovers are so joyless, it’s hard to imagine why any of them would want to spend eternity together.”  Associated Press
  • “Chris Weitz is stuck with a sequel that’s a morning-after mope-fest. “Boston Globe
  • “Never have vampires and werewolves had so much estrogen. The producers should apologize ” Outtakes With Fiore

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