The FiFi Report 274

  • “Kissing a frog is good luck for the person giving the kiss — but bad luck for the frog if his pig finds out.” Kermit the Frog, on his platonic peck with Lady Gaga at MTV’s Video Music Awards.
  • “She was wearing Philip Treacy’s hat with Vogue written on it when she came to see Anna, and when she came to see me the next day she had sprayed her hair red.” Grace Coddington on Lady Gaga (will she be in US Vogue?).
  • “I don’t want to be the fat one anymore, so I have just started doing pilates every morning, then going to the gym, running and swimming.” Model Lara Stone, who wants to be a fat model?
  • “I’ve been watching a lot of daytime telly and eating a lot!” Model Jordan Dunn on being pregnant.
  • “We didn’t really want one thing to stand out. This feels like what I would do on a normal day, almost like diet makeup!” Makeup artist Wendy Rowe on the makeup for the Burberry show.
  • “She’ll probably never come in and the show will never start,” Fashion Journo Suzy Menkes before the Burberry show on Victoria Beckham.
  • “I had to freak out during an Alexander McQueen show because it was supposed to be an insane asylum and I was thrilled when it was over because I was terrified!” Model Jade Parfitt, on her favourite London Fashion week.
  • Cameron Diaz: “Having sex with Tom is…”
    Tom Cruise: “It’s like flying.” On Jay Leno… Insane Asylum!