- “It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it’s Kanye’s time to rule. I am the new King of Pop.” ….Oh, Kanye.
- “My face is a dime a dozen in many parts of the world.” Christy Turlington to Vogue. Kanye please take note.
- “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.” Megan Fox wants to bite into Zac Efron.
- “I could’ve been an actress, a superhero, or a stripper.” January Jones, on the professions for which her unique name is best suited. Dime a dozen.
- “I’m tired of people taking off their clothes.” Whitney Houston
- “I’m pretty good at the sex. And pretty good at picture taking. That’s about it. Garance is pretty happy. And the hotel-room neighbours are pretty pissed. You can write that; that’s totally fine with me.” Scott Schuman. Please put your clothes back on.
- “Nudity is always terrifying, even now I’m worried about whether the buns are going to cover my breasts.” Jerry Hall speaking about her new play. It’s too tiring.
- “I did a video recently, the ‘Vulture’ video, where I’m naked in a jock strap and I’m just becoming more myself for a moment, you know? …Any of these people who are made out to be provocative — like Madonna or Britney or Lady Gaga — they’re just showing the world what a natural human being is. They’re showing the secret parts of being human, not the freaky parts.” Freaky Fashion obsessed Brit singer Patrick Wolf. Please everyone put your clothes back on.
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