- “I have always been a trend setter: I was the first to get Bulimia in Austria back in ‘87 (and that was 3 years before Diana).” Brüno
- “I never worry about fat people worrying about skinny people.” Eileen Ford from Ford Models
- “If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.” Michael Jackson …by surgery.
- “Ze President of Iran, Ahmadinejad. I love his look — ‘taxi driver chic’ — but he would look even cuter if he broke it up vit some splashes of colour und simple accessories. Brüno’s got a crush on him. He’s SO cute — he’s like ze Arab George Clooney!” Brüno
- “You cannot poke fun at the fashion world. It is a stereotype that we are only concerned about appearance and drugs and that is not true. We are also concerned about parties.” Brüno
- “I wake up from dreams and go ‘Wow, put this down on paper.’ The whole thing is strange. You hear the words, everything is right there in front of your face.” Michael Jackson …behind your oxygen mask.
- “I’m still trying to hold on to the glimmer that it is not true. It is too surreal for me to absorb that Michael is no longer with us.” Uri Geller (close friend and psychic) So Psychic he did not predict his death.
- “Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from?.” Michael Jackson. Probably from Brüno.
- “Just because it’s in print doesn’t mean it’s the gospel.” Michael Jackson …Bless. He finally got something right.
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