The FiFi Report 261

Karl Lagerfeld twittering… too, too funny.

  • “Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad.”
  • “I only wear the latest thing. It’s my job.”
  • “I think I’m going to have a dinner party where no one speaks. I’ll give all my guests pens and pads instead of the usual dinner conversation.”
  • “The French say you get hungry when you’re eating, and I get inspired when I’m working. It’s my engine.”
  • “On this day each year, I soak the previous year’s calendar in my mother’s favorite perfume and then set it ablaze. Here’s to a fresh start.”
  • “My dream? Transparent fur. The hair on plastic and not on leather. We’ve tried, but nobody has found it yet.”
  • “Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems.”
  • “Believe it or not, I love rap.”
  • “Fur is not murder, but it is quite expensive.”
  • “Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore - and then you get something out of her.”
  • “Throwing money out the window brings money back in through the front door.”

Karl Lagerfeld on twitter and check out his website.