Brüno stars in a shoot with UK Marie Claire
He shares his hilarious A-Z Guide to Fashion…
A is for Austria: where people are raised to “try und achieve ze Austrian dream - find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.”
B is for Bulimia “… still to me ze number one eating disorder if you want a great body.”
F is for Fashion: “ze most important und lifesaving of all ze sciences.”
H is for “High-vaisted Jeans; in terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”
K is for “Kampf, mein… ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance.”
L is for “Little black child… thanks to Madonna… it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”
N is for Naomi Campbell: “She’s amazing - 20 years in ze business und all the pressure und fame hasn’t changed her a bit. She’s remained a total b****.”
P is for Pink: “Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.”
S is for September 11, 2001: a date “famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”
W is for Winehouse: “… not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat.”
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