- “I feel like a Tranny a lot of the time, I tower over every man,” complains Gossip Girl Blake Lively. Check out the fabulous Gossip Girl shoot by Terry Richardson in Rolling Stone Magazine here
- “Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I’m looking for love. I’m recently single… I think. I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with… or at least the rest of my probation.” Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle… see the hilarious video here for a dating site. (She feels like a Tranny too?)
- “Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She’s got to get a gum transplant. …Then make a sex tape… do some heroin,” Jamie Foxx attacks sweet little Miley Cyrus. (Think of Lindsay Lohan as your mentor.)
- “Don’t smoke weed!” Britney Spears to the audience after smoke caused interruptions during a concert. Brain transplant.
- “I have a 33-year-old man. That’ll keep your mojo mojo-in’.” Halle Berry does not need weed.
- “I am really a slob. It takes a lot of effort for me to look this put together. If I had my way, I would sit on the couch all day and eat ice cream and go to pieces with my dogs because that is the ultimate luxury to sit and watch TV with one’s dogs.” Isaac Mizrahi needs some Mojo.
- “I was dismayed to discover I had nothing to wear. Or rather, none of my clothes matched my head.” - TV fashionista Alexa Chung on her new bob hair cut.
- “I never feel more comfortable than when I am naked taking pictures,” says Lisa Rinna about Posing in Playboy at 45. (She can never find clothes to match her head. It’s empty.)
- “I call my film the geriatric Brokeback Mountain.” Director Mike Tyrnauer who filmed Valentino and his boyfriend Giancarlo Giammetti in the documentary Valentino: The last Emperor.
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