The FiFi Report 057

“Normally, people tend to shut off their ambitions and competitive thinking because it doesn’t help them much in normal life but in the movie business you’ve constantly got to prove yourself. So I can be a real arsehole on the set” Ben Stiller ( normal people not ambitious or competitve? what planet are you from Ben?) Celebrity excuse
“ What do I know about marriage? I think I’ve learned that both people have to really want to be there. I’m figuring it out for myself as I go along,” J.Lo on herself (the operative word) ( not normal)
“There are two kinds of women. The ones who want to jump into bed with me and the ones who want to slap my face when I try to sleep with them, I’m hoping Kate doesn’t slap me in the face.” Jack Nicholson on Kate Moss. ( Stop it I like it. Just slap him. Not normal)
“If I’d wanted a bimbo, I would have married Paris Hilton ” Nick Lachey on his wife Jessica Simpson. ( slapped).
“All I do is work. I wake up in the morning at six, and I just go to work, It’s been non-stop. I didn’t even have a summer “ Paris Hilton is ambitious. Competitive. Paris is burning.
“I really want to work on building the licenses. I’m not doing it to get rich.” Pamela Anderson on her licences for kids men, swimwear, lingerie and pets ( a charity for the under tasteful?) ( not normal)
“I didn’t even watch it. And in a way I’m glad, because Barbra Streisand is a friend of mine and I didn’t have to say anything bad about her dress” Joan Rivers on not having to do a red carpet report at the Emmys.(slapped).
“ Maybe I was more in love with the world than my husbands and my dedication was more to people I didn’t know.” Angelina Jolie ( husbands. so not normal)
“At this point in my life, I am craving space, air, cleanliness. I want to be able to see sky. I want solitude and you just don’t get that in New York” Gwyneth Paltrow (just look up darl).
“The best present I could have would be for the paparazzi to be banned, there should be a law against them.” Gwyneth.
“I think we’d have a great magazine without all those celebrities,” Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair (dream is coming true Gwynnie)
“I went back and forth about celebrities, but decided that I really want to focus on the clothes only,” Donatella Versace (Sorry Gwyneth but when Donatella says it ….)