The FiFi Report 239

Goodbye Dubya. The only thing we have to thank you for is the laughs….

• “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
• “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”
• “The important question is how many hands have I shaked?”
• “September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.”
• “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.”
• “We’re concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it.”
• “When the governor calls, I answer his phone.”
• “I’m honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.”
• “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.”
• “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
• “If you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness.”
• “It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way”
• “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” May 12, 2008