“In a spiritual sense, we’re married… I believe you also marry in your heart and that means much more than a piece of paper.” Britney on not being legally married (so spiritual)
“This was such a spiritual connection for us… No piece of paper can capture what I feel.” Her husband ( except that piece of paper called The Prenuptial was signed).Captured?
“When you are in love and you know that then you should go for it. I was into too much before and now Kevin is just one of those people that makes me go ‘Huh’” Britney (huh? That’s it? Huh?)
“I don’t know why the media has picked Britney to be the current celebrity they most love to hate, but they have” Britney’s mother (huh? I can give you a million trashy reasons)
“I realise now that it’s no more dangerous to be here than in New York,” Madonna on being in Israel ( so dangerous with bombs going off in New York every week)
“If you observe (Bush), it’s quite amusing. If you listen to him as he speaks, if you follow him closely, it would provide you a great many laughs. ” Woody Allen on dubya ( laugh did we laugh).
“They misunderestimated me.” Dubya ( huh?)
“He got up to speak and the women went crazy applauding before the first words got out of his mouth. He only said a sentence or two. It was about how you should question everything in your life.” On Guy Ritchie trying to make a speech in Israel (questioning his prenup?)
“No sooner had he stepped off their private jet in his quest for serenity than Ritchie was heard calling the paparazzi “f–ers.” UK SUN (huh? Spiritual)
“What’s The Wall Street Journal? Is that good?” Paris Hilton when her co-author on “Confessions of an Heiress,” congratulated her on reaching No. 5 on The Wall Street Journal’s best-seller list (Huh?)
“I still say stupid things with brown hair, too.” Reese Witherspoon ( so does Britney, Madonna, Dubya and Paris) ( dumber and dumber)
“I’ve had so many stalkers: Funny stalkers, scary stalkers, every kind of stalker. One woman turned up at my place every day for about two weeks and just left different pairs of underpants for me in the mailbox. Luckily, they were always brand new.” David Beckham (lucky!)
‘George not included’ the catch phrase of the Fiat TV commercial filmed on Lake Como which sees George Clooney being enticed into the latest Fiat model by a beautiful woman who then drives him away. (not lucky)
“I’m just an accessory,” Brad Pitt at the Emmys ( a man bag, or clutch?)
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