The FiFi Report 053

“(The film features) almost non-stop rough, crude and profane language, full frontal nudity, sexual imagery, obscene gestures, scatological humor, casual portrayal and descriptions of deviant sexual practices, a glorification of freewheeling sex and some sacrilegious imagery.” The Catholic News Service review on John Waters latest film ‘A Dirty Shame’.
“I don’t know if I can get a better review than that.” John Waters !
“I’ve lost weight during filming. My boobs have gone; they’re just clinging on for dear life. I think it’s the adrenaline and stress. I don’t normally look like a twig, and I do eat like a pig, I want tits and an arse!” Sienna Miller (I just want Jude Law)
“We just returned from Madison Square Garden where we witnessed hundreds of journalists sitting around and doing… nothing. But wait! President Bush enters for a soundcheck! People are politely applauding: he made it to the podium without tripping” Gawker
“Do I have to agree with everything George Bush says? No. I don’t agree with everything my husband says.” Angie Harmon at the Republican convention (lost my vote: Shame)
“ Bush is a Tush” placard seen in New York
“Business was OK until it started. We’re having a 25 percent off ‘We Hate Bush Sale,” Store owner during the anti Bush Demonstration
“I don’t always want the glamorous, jet-set life. Let’s face it: I’ve done it” Paris Hilton( Let’s face it, you have)
“Our patron skank Paris Hilton has decided to sell her wares on Amazon, this time without the help of Rick Salomon.” Gawker on Paris selling a line of jewels (skanky)
“I thought my fans would want to have part of me, “ Paris Hilton on said jewellery on Amazon. (think they already have it on video; Call John Waters)
“ This is all stuff you can wear to pick up your kids at school, while still looking appropriate,” Pamela Anderson on her line of jewellery ( and you’ve always been appropriate Pammy)
“I’m doing okay. I’m doing well, as a matter of fact. It’s so stupid, but I even enjoyed the martyrdom. I’m program girl now. I went to this rehab place. I had a really rough time. I had done that once, after (Frances’) dad died, and I did it again. I did it because you know what? It’s not worth it to be on any pills. As long as I take nothing, nothing bad can happen to me. And I wasn’t doing it for everyone else (although) there’s a lot of people here swimming in my stroke. I never did drugs when I was working, I held the writing part of me above the drugs. But the thing is I was never scared before. That’s the new thing.” Huh? Courtney Love is on drug. A dirty Shame.