The FiFi Report 044

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban
I’ve only seen the first Harry Potter movie and I haven’t read any of the books but the first thing that struck me watching this movie was the supernatural eye brows on Harry. What’s going on there? Who decided to pluck them? I mean they are a lovely shape but hello not on our Harry. Probably the gay makeup artiste on set who couldn’t help himself . Hate to think what he’ll be like in the next one probably have blonde highlights and a pierced something. But sorry onto the movie. In this latest installment Gary Oldman plays a dangerous wizard Sirius Black who has escaped Azkaban prison and is searching for Harry to try and kill him. Harry is told that Black was responsible for the Harry parent’s death. Ooh scary stuff. And then there are The Dementors brought in to protect Hogwarts. No, not a boy band but really creepy ghosts who suck the soul from victims. Crickey.Well we all have dementors we need to fight off ( my Amex bill! My wrinkles!) with positive thoughts (New Manolos! Crème de la Mer!) which is what Harry learns to do (He’s starting with the eybrows). Every one says this movie is the best one yet and the director Alfonso Cuarón who did “Y tu mamá también.” has really made a fantastic movie. The wardrobe, the acting, the art direction and the sets are absolutely amazing. But ooh so much scarier than the movie last week, I think it could be renamed Dirty Pretty Things 2…