The FiFi Report 021

Cold Mountain (by ‘English Patient” Anthony Minghella with our Nic and Jude Law)
Boy meets girl, girl meets handsome spunk boy. Kiss. Boy goes to the Civil War. Sees shocking blood and guts. Girl is only thing to keep him going. Trecks across America to get home. Girl’s accent is so Aussie it’s embarrassing. Girl loves doing a Scarlet O’Hara impersonation. Girl ends up wearing Prada Autumn/winter 2004 belted coats and pants. Girl is too old to play part of girl but looks mighty purrty just the same. Girl makes friends with Bridget Jones so she can eat. Baddies are mean and keep turning up. Scary. Blood. Cover eyes. Yuk! Girl finally meets handsome spunk. Great photography. Great Epic. Great. Long movie. Sore bottom. Very emotional (movie not bottom).