- Beyonce says gaining 20 pounds was "so much fun". I say she is Away in a Manger.
- Madonna says she is just friends with A Rod. I say Go tell it on the Mountain
- Mariah Carey says her motto is ‘No Champagne Before 3 P.M.’ I say ‘Tis the Season to be Jolly.
- Mariah pregnancy confirmed…It came upon a Midnight Clear.
- Jennifer Aniston says she is not having John Mayer’s Baby. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.
- Lynne Spears blames self for Britney’s meltdown. Do you hear what I hear?
- Amy Winehouse says all she wants for Christmas is her two front teeth.
- Pamela Anderson forgot to put her pants on. She should Deck the Halls.
- George Clooney is still single. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!
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