- Nigella says she wants to eat chips and curry sauce for Christmas.
- Gorden Ramsay’s wife wants to roast him for Christmas. O come all ye faithful.
- Britney wants a new brain for Christmas. The old one keeps repeating Silent Night.
- Brad Pitt says he’ll get married if the kids want it. Angelina says Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
- Amy Winehouse says she is still Ding Dong Merrily on High.
- Pete Wentz says Mowgli was ‘a happy accident’. Looks like a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
- Tom Cruise says he regrets being one of Ten Leaping Lords.
- Katie Holmes says he is Tom the Red Nose Crazier
- Nicole and Kieth actually have a baby. It was left under the tree.
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