The FiFi Report 237

  • Nigella says she wants to eat chips and curry sauce for Christmas.
  • Gorden Ramsay’s wife wants to roast him for Christmas. O come all ye faithful.
  • Britney wants a new brain for Christmas. The old one keeps repeating Silent Night.
  • Brad Pitt says he’ll get married if the kids want it. Angelina says Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
  • Amy Winehouse says she is still Ding Dong Merrily on High.
  • Pete Wentz says Mowgli was ‘a happy accident’. Looks like a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
  • Tom Cruise says he regrets being one of Ten Leaping Lords.
  • Katie Holmes says he is Tom the Red Nose Crazier
  • Nicole and Kieth actually have a baby. It was left under the tree.