The FiFi Report 233

  • Jennifer Aniston wants to have twins with John Mayer.
  • Kate Winslet is furious at suggestions her body has been airbrushed for the Vanity Fair cover. It was her face as well.
  • Gisele Bundchen is happy that she was [airbrushed] when she posed for American Photo magazine 30th Anniversary issue.
  • Gwyneth does not need airbrushing in this dress. Just undies.
  • Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a hold of Sarah Palin and convince her she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Listen to it here. TOO funny!
  • Ashley Olsen is dating actor Justin Bartha but he won’t marry her.
  • Prince William and Kate are announcing a wedding at Christmas.
  • Has Sienna has dumped Balthazar? His wife did.
  • Celeb hairstylist Ken Paves says he is healing up days after a photographer struck him in the face with a camera (Read: he had another facelift).
  • Jessica Simpson says Nick wasn’t “the Right One”. So that explains the divorce…..
  • Paris Hilton is tired of being used for money and sex.
  • Madonna and Alex Rodriguez sneaked off to Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld’s 12-acre, waterfront Hamptons mansion last week. So sneaky we know about it.