The FiFi Report 225

  • Nicole Richie and Mary Kate were together at Fashion week "If you put the two together, they almost make a full person" says New York Mag.
  • Jennifer Garners’s bump grew HUGE overnight.
  • Lindsay Lohan will marry her lesbian lover within the next six months.Then divorce her in another 6.
  • Naomi Campbell has started community service at a soup kitchen in London. Soup is good for models who don’t eat.
  • It’s official. Anne Hathaway’s super shady ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, plead guilty to real estate fraud in a New York court.
  • Marc Jacobs rocked a purple skirt at Fashion Week. Bring back the man skirt!
  • US Vogue Fashion guru Andre Leon Talley has a little spring in his step – hello, peep-toe slip-ons! – with Venus Williams en route to the Doo.Ri Spring show.
  • Eva Longoria says “I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Fat”. Just happy.
  • Uma Thurman is not Pregnant. Just has a big fat diamond. Happy.
  • Pam Anderson says: “I’m Not Dating Michael Jackson". Just swapping botox.
  • Sienna Miller is still kissing Balthazar Getty. Wife still not happy.
  • Jessica Alba has appeared in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself. Vote one Obama.
  • Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of US Harper’s Bazaar.