Worried friends are urging Martha Stewart to stay safe behind bars — by hiring a tough-as-nails lesbian inmate to protect her from possible physical abuse. National Enquirer! ( worried )
Nick Carter broke down in tears during a reunion with his former bandmates after he was quizzed over Paris Hilton ’s bruises. Paris refuses to confirm his explanation that she received the injuries during an S&M photo shoot. (No wonder she dumped him) Gawker
Will Smith’s full-frontal scene in new movie I, Robot is too naughty for US audiences and has been pixelated out. “America is the only place where it’s really a big deal”( Big deal. Big Ying Yang)
Kate Moss is to be back with actor Daniel Craig and gone to Formentera for a holiday.
Reese Witherspoon will be on the cover of the September issue of US Vanity Fair to promote her latest movie Vanity Fair.
Nicolas Cage has married for the third time to a 20-year waitress.
George Clooney will put on 40 lbs and shave off his hair to play a CIA agent in the upcoming Syriana ( he makes me laugh)
Holly Valance has turned down a role in Nip/Tuck, because she couldn’t handle the threesome scene it would involve. ( no Ying and Yang and Ying)
Kylie Minogue has walked out on Olivier Martinez, following a furious row in the south of France (not funny Jan)
Graydon Carter editor of Vanity Fair, is to marry his British girlfriend, Anna Scott
A 60-foot billboard of Chloe Sevigny pleasuring ( !) Vincent Gallo was unveiled on Hollywood’s Sunset Blvd. The steamy and controversial ad, is plugging a notorious scene in the upcoming “X-Rated Adults Only” flick “The Brown Bunny,” “Chloe is one of the most beautiful and talented people in the world” Vincent Gallo (talented! ) NYDD
Mary-kate Olsen wants to train as a chef and open her own restaurant ( perfect for her anorxia.Talented )
Oprah has signed a new contract to keep through to 2010-11 ( not funny)
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