• Nikki Blonsky (from Hairspray) and her father were arrested after an airport brawl. The fight was over saved seats in the airport’s lounge. “In Nikki’s defense, the wing buffet in the lounge ran out of her favourite dressing which put her under extreme emotional duress. To put things in perspective, at her 13th birthday party Pizza Hut ran out of cheesy bread. There were no survivors”. Reports the superficial
•Quentin Tarantino is reportedly trying to cast Britney Spears in his remake of the 1965 film ‘Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!’ Apparently, Tarantino can’t imagine anyone else tackling the roleof a lesbian stripper. …She will have to be a great actress to attempt to play a lesbian stripper…
•Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are getting a divorce. The news hit just days after the actor was pulled out of car crash along with a female passenger (I blame the cataracts).Man, Ihope when I’m 71, I’ll be picking up and surviving insane car crashes says thesuperficial
•Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant or marrying John Mayer even tough he cut his hair to look like Brad Pitt.
•Reese and Jake are still kissing.
•Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams might be kissing again soon
•”British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand…”says the superficial
•Mary-Kate Olsen is free to take more drugs: “Federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case regarding Heath Ledger’s acquisition of prescription painkillers and sleeping pills (Okay, let’s cut to the chase: So, maybe Mary-Kate Olsen provided Heath Ledger with the drugs and left a note saying “Take 20 and call me in the morning.” Says thesuperficial)
•Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage.
•Shia LaBeouf (he is an actor if you didn’t know) was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. Shia la burger. Minced Meat.
• “Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with more plastic surgery. You can do it!” reports page Six
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