The FiFi Report 219

• SJP and mathew Broderick have been in public for the first time since the rumours of an affair. Matty Cakes has been a bad boy.
•‘Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for her. “ so I can say whatever I want about her and nobody will refute my claims. I don’t want to get too carried away though. Better start off small… Heather Mills’ leg planned 9/11” says thesuperficial
•Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson are dunzo.
•Amy Winehouse is hospitalized again, she had a ‘reaction’ to her medication (Read: Crack + Methadone do not a good sandwich make.) says thesuperficial
•John mayer had his hair cut. This is called news.
•Britney went to mexico for a holiday. Forgot to pack undies. Again.
•Naomi Watts is beginning to show another ever-growing baby bump.A new one.
•Brad and Angelina have asked Bono to be the godfather of their newborn twins, Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
•Naomi Campbell’s got a new man: Russian real estate billionaire Vladisav Voronin. Sounds like medication
•Lindsay Lohan is recovering after she was hit by a motorcyclist in New York on Saturday. They must have seen her latest movie
•Javier Bardem is going to propose to girlfriend Penelope Cruz soon. He told the papers first…
•“In case you are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego yesterday. There were no major injuries. No major injuries which means Heidi and Spencer are still alive. Dammit” says thesuperficial
•Jerry O’Connell and his wife Rebecca Romijn are expecting twins. Did they earth move for you too?