The FiFi Report 211

  • Jessica Alba’s quickie courthouse wedding came out of the blue (her own brother, Josh Alba, didn’t even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister.” Says the superficial).
  • Jen and Owen’s Wedding came out of the white.
  • Ashlee & Pete’s wedding came out of Papa Simpson’s PR machine.
  • Dylan McDermott has filed for divorce.
  • Kate Hudson is over Owen Wilson and now dating cyclist Lance Armstrong.
  • Justin Timberlake is going to propose to girlfriend Jessica Biel.
  • Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married (it’s legal).
  • Britney Spears: Pregnant or just eating a ton of her dad’s cooking? You decide! Reports the superficial.
  • Nicole Kidman is rumoured to be "doing a Demi" - and being photographed naked while pregnant. She is apparently waiting to be closer to her due date for the shoot with Patrick Demarchelier. While she eats more cookies.
  • A choked up Madonna premiered her documentary, I Am Because We Are, about orphans in Malawi, at the Cannes Film Festival. She was wearing a see through dress. No wonder she was choked up
  • Jude Law is smooching Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly.
  • See all the glamour of the Cannes Film Festival ( including Gywneth looking divine in a Burberry bracelet).