The FiFi Report 048

Chanel has signed Kate Moss on for the next Coco Mademoiselle fragrance ads.
Donatella Versace has entered rehab for drug-related issues “It makes her more human in a sick way. Before if she was ever seen as untouchable, now people will see she suffers like the rest of us.” Foxy Brown. ( Kitty Litter?)
Ben Affleck has split from girlfriend Enza Sembataro.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner might be more than just good friends.
Martine McCutcheon will play Monica Lewinsky in a movie about Bill
Jake Gyllenhaal has been left broken-hearted by his split from Kirsten Dunst,
Kirsten Dunst had a fling with an French actor after her split with Jake ( after?).
Matt Damon is set to play Tour de France-winner Lance Armstrong.
Sex and the City star Kristin Davis is the new face of Maybelline cosmetics.
Orlando Bloom will be James Bond in a film about the secret agent’s early years.
Victoria Beckham’s record label went bust ( like her)
Paris Hilton has split from her boyfriend,Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter
Paris Hilton’s parents are leaving their suite at the Waldorf-astoria to go to L.A.
Harry Potter author JK Rowling is pregnant with her third child.
Lance Armstrong has fueled rumors he is engaged to singer girlfriend Sheryl Crow - after allowing hotel staff in Paris to call her his fiancee.( outrageous)
Kirstie Alley will an overweight celebrity in new comedy series, Fat Actress.(original name!)
Justin Timberlake is to sue The News of the world that he “enjoyed” an affair with Lucy Clarkson (he did not enjoy it. it wasn’t fun)
The ex-girlfriend of Britney Spears’ fiance is to launch a reality TV show.
Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta-Jones have got no on-screen chemistry and they have to reshoot scenes for Ocean’s 12 ( Yes I would insist doing them again too)
Princess Caroline’s daughter, Charlotte Casiraghi will celebrate her 18th birthday with 3 days of lavish celebrations in Monte Carlo.
Lady Davina Windsor, the daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester, is set to marry New Zealand-based builder Gary Lewis, the son of a champion sheep shearer and former maid. Known as “Denny and Gazza” to neighbours
Princess Diana took every penny Charles who had to borrow from the Queen to foot the bill.
Princess Stephanie has separated from her husband of ten months, acrobat Adans Peres,