The FiFi Report 209

  • Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it’s for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that’s illegal. Who knew? ..says thesuperficial.
  • Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz to wed next week (I’ll bring the shotgun!) reports the superficial.
  • Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.
  • Britney Spears has done the unthinkable: Request more visitation time with her kids. And put on her undies.
  • The Devil Wears Ivory Veneers (above) from Jezebel.
  • Breaking news! The Washington Post has revealed that Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal shared a salad, followed by the grilled lamb on a skewer and grilled baby octopus. Gyllenhaal also had some snails sauteed in garlic,but Reese stayed clear….Fascinating.
  • Oprah did a two-day extravaganza on Tom Cruise.Boring. They took out all the couches..www.tomcruise.com (he can’t be serious).
  • Foxy Brown just got out of jail. Now there’s a warrant out for her arrest.
  • Mariah says they are soul mates. For a couple of months anyway. (below left)
  • Twin-gelina? (pictured below right).