The FiFi Report 208

  • Gwyneth Paltrow looks fabulous in short and black.
  • Victoria Beckham might be the costume design consultant for Tom Cruise’s next movie The Hardy Boys…Made for each other. Both have gay taste.
  • Benji Madden has written a love song to Paris Hilton called ‘Shine Your Light’ ..Shine your video light and lense (on me?).
  • Amy Winehouse is set to divorce her imprisoned husband and "start over" with a new lover…. I recommend Pete Doherty.
  • Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer spent a weekend together in Miami (pictured below). On for young and old.
  • Is US Elle’s Nina Garcia being courted by US Harper’s Bazaar magazine?
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married in a super private, secret ceremony last night ..so super private you can read about it here.
  • Brangelina have hit the French Riviera staying in a villa owned by Microsoft’s Paul Allen. Please adopt me.
  • Paula Abdul is spaced out or went cuckoo on American Idol. You can watch it here.
  • Gwyneth Paltrow has broken her toes 30 times. From Balencaiga boots?
  • ‘Another story about Charlie Sheen and hookers, yawn.. ‘..says Jezebel.
  • Britney was seen walking around a spa in just her towel. This is called News.
  • Newly sober Kirsten Dunst has been taking boyfriend Ryan Gosling to 12-step meetings. ..Step 1. drink. Step 2. snort.
  • Kate Moss is getting hitched to Jamie Hince.
  • Hot hottie Gary Dourdan (from CSI) was busted for heroin. And cocaine. And ecstasy. And pills. Sad face. …12 steps to Jail.
  • Listen to Scarlett Johansson’s New Single…
  • Beyoncé is pregnant… or so says PINKisthenewBLOG.