- Soon-to-retire model Kate Moss is on the cover of April’s issue of French Vogue, for the second time in months.
- “Unlucky Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, may have acquired large amounts of money recently but she has been left legless once again. Heather was first alerted to the woodworm infestation when she noticed sawdust on the floor whenever she took a step. The local residents are used to seeing Heather Mills hopping mad and legless but this really takes the biscuit.”It is good that she is getting her leg treated for woodworm because her brain needs treatment for dry rot. It has been a nightmare cleaning up after her every move. I have to follow her around with a bloody dustpan and brush," a disgruntled cleaner at Heather’s £3 million estate” reports the satirical site The Daily Squib
- As French President Nicholas Sarkozy and his wife, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, prepare to land in London today on a state visit, Sarko fever is gripping the British capital. This being Britain, papers are chattering about her racy past — "She boasts at least one British knight, Sir Mick Jagger, among her past conquests," crowed The Daily Telegraph on Tuesday…reports WWD
- Priscilla Presley’s face has left many plastic surgeons scratchingtheir heads and saying "Wow, what a monkey" Priscilla claims she was the targetof a scam artist . Instead of high-poweredBotox he used was commercial grade lubricant used for automobiles’ reportsthesuperficial…
- ‘Robin William’s wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing "irreconcilable differences." That’s lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven’…reportsthesuperficial
- Kylie Minogue is to be dating former flame and married man Alexander Dahn.
- "Paris Hilton is back in Africa for another photoshoot to promote her new caring persona. When she’s not flashing on Sunset Boulevard or indulging in coke binges in dark LA nightclubs, Paris Hilton likes to attend photoshoots (pictured left) to promote her new improved image of caring. The ex-convict airhead’s PR people have been working hard promoting their fake protege’s new persona" reports thedailysquib.
- "April Fool’s Day is still a week away, but someone in Italy (where they don’t even have April Fool’s Day) must have been in the mood for a prank. A mysterious firm sent out an e-mail proclaiming that George Clooney was launching a men’s and women’s fashion brand. Problem is, "this is a hoax," said Clooney."
- People.com hit an all-time high of four million daily unique visitors who viewed the first picture of babies Max and Emme online from the magazine’s exclusive photo shoot with Lopez and husband Marc Anthony.
- Is Fergie pregnant? (pictured left).
- Are The Kills’ Jamie Hince and model Kate Moss are engaged?
- Are Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish having a baby?
- Has Jessica Simpson dumped Tony Romo for a new guy?
- Was Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon ever married?
- Who knows? Who cares?
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