The FiFi Report 202

  • Shock news reports: “A US politician has been linked to prostitution. This comes with news that the Pope has been linked to Catholicism. The sky is linked to the colour blue, the British Royals are linked to Germany and George W Bush is linked to the chimpanzee (twice removed).” reports thedailysquib.
  • Left: Angelina is letting the bulge show
  • See the latest Kate Moss vaccuum cleaner video.hilarious! www.jezebel.com
  • Halle Berry’s newborn daughter is called Nahla Ariela Aubry.
  • “Prince Harry’s girlfriend (left) has been sunning herself in South Africa.Zimbabwe-born Chelsy Davy escaped the chilly UK to practiceposing for the 2008 calendar where she will pose as a female carmechanic” reports thedailysquib.
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie are over.
  • “I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married,” Liz Rosenberg their publicist.
  • In the Mills/McCartney Divorce the Judge gave Heather Mills hundreds of millions of dollars less than she wanted after finding her “inconsistent” and “less than candid,”. McCartney was described as “consistent, accurate and honest.”. I could have told you that for $25million.
  • Minnie Driver is pregnant. No clue who the father is.
  • Madonna’s new album cover (below right).
  • Breaking news: Gwyneth has cut her hair (above left).
  • “Michael Douglas ( above) has revealed the secrets to his, er, youthful looks: his face is pumped full of Formaldehyde each morning to keep his flesh from further decomposing. This solution preserves the human tissue and prevents any flacidity of the wasting flesh’ reports thedailysquib.
  • Director Anthony Minghella passed away at age 54 after suffering a fatal hemorrhage following surgery for cancer of the tonsils and neck.Bless