The FiFi Report 047

Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal have gone splitsville “ Perhaps all of this Brokeback Mountain stuff was too much for Dunst–maybe the on-camera action between Heath Ledger and Jake wasn’t hot enough for her, maybe she tired of him wearing the chaps at home and the constant references to his “six-shooter.” We hear some chatter about “conflicting schedules,” but that’s just Hollywoodspeak for a young cowboy looking for some fresh beef to brand or a little lady tired of the same old side-saddle and craving a little reverse-cowgirl.”.Defamer
Us Weekly is vehemently “sticking by” its claim Michael Jackson is to father quadruplets - even though the pop star has denied the allegations.(Jackson 5)
Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones are locked in a bitter battle after clashing on the set of Ocean’s Twelve. Julia is furious because Catherine was given more glamorous dresses than her own pregnant character (furious!)
Hugh Grant was photographed picking up the morning papers from Jemima Khan’s London doorstep after spending the night there.(furious)
Pamela Anderson is about to publish her debut novel, Star, and will appear semi-naked on the front cover. Pamela says the novel is “inspired” by her own career. In the book, Star enjoys a lesbian encounter and later has an orgy with her rock star lover.( Yes but can she write?)
Nicole Richie was forced to show her breasts to airport security after her nipple ring set off their metal detectors. Uk Vogue ( there’s a book in that)
We’re told that “Chad Savage,” who has appeared in such carnal classics as “How the West Was Hung,” is supplementing his sex job by working as a valet at Bohemian Grove, the all-male annual gathering inside a 2,700-acre redwood forest in Monte Rio, Calif., that has been attended by every Republican president since Calvin Coolidge, All of us valets in the Grove are tittering about it,” says our Bohemian blabbermouth. “To think there’s all these powerful conservative guys having their drinks and food served to them by a gay porn star. He makes their beds and attends to their every need — and they have no idea who he really is.”NYP.( every need)
A couple got on stage with a rock band in Norway and had sex to protest environmental issues and now have a website ( you can find yourselves, thanks very much)
Brad Pitt has bought Jennifer the same yacht Richard Burton gave to Elizabeth Taylor.
THE owners of a Gloucestershire cottage that Kate Moss apparently hired with Jefferson Hack for the christening party of their daughter Lila are claiming compensation. They say there was extensive damage to the property including soiled chairs and radiators hanging off the walls. Moss is unwilling to pay up, UK Vogue