- Britney is still flashing her Brazilian…
- Britney is still looking for herself
- Nicole Ritchie is still not eating but we have not noticed yet.
- Paris is still dumb.
- Britney’s mother is still hopeless
- Rachel Hunter is still the epitome of chic ( Toilet paper is in for Spring (pictured left) says jezebel.com)
- Orlando Bloom is still dating Miranda Kerr.
- Tom Cruise is still ranting and raving incoherently
- Nicole Kidman is still injecting her lips
- Mathew Mconahgey is still not wearing a shirt
- ‘Jennifer Lopez is stil pregnant and might be birthing aliens soon. Meanwhile, Marc Anthony climbed into his spaceship and prepared for his flight home to the Salsa nebula. His work here is complete. Now if he can just get Tom Cruise off the windshield”.. .says the superficial
- Lindsay Lohen still can’t find anything to wear.




