The FiFi Report 197

  • •Is the fembot is impersonating another machine? A DKNY Bike?
  • •Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib secretly married in Mexico “ Now that’s a true love story. Guy and girl run off to get married in Mexico. Guy turns out to still be married. Girl foots the legal bills because she has the mental capacity of a sea turtle. It just pulls on your heart strings. I hope these two lovebirds make it in this crazy world. Then honeymoon inside a live volcano” says thesuperficial
  • Pete Doherty is glad to be back in Jail –drugs in prison are better than the street
  • Benji Madden and Sophie Monk are splitsville.
  • ‘Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Patrick Aufdenkamp (left) has been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, "he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket." I don’t really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. But his perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay’s a smoker’…. reportsthesuperficial
  • •"Paris Hilton’s 18-year-oldyounger brother, Barron Hilton, was arrested and taken to jail oncharges of driving under the influence, hit and run allegations andcarrying a fake driver’s license “While being arrested, Barron pleadedwith the cops: "Please. I’ll get you anything. Money. Cars. Uh, mysister Paris will sleep with you!" Several officers drew their gunsuntil Barron rescinded the offer. A forty year veteran of the forcewent home shaking. He’d worked homicide and saw things that would makea grown man weep like a baby. But an offer like this? Where is thehumanity?” says thesuperficial
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  • Most Unexpected Trend at the New York Shows? NYMag reports it’s “Shows starting on time. Oscar de la Renta, Thakoon, and Jonathan Saunders all got going promptly, leaving many an editor, a reporter, and a Fugger standing around cursing. Heck, even Marc Jacobs kicked off only twenty minutes late. That’s the equivalent of anyone else showing a day early.”
  • The Marc Jacobs show was designed to feel like a night out clubbing, with banquettes in the front row, Champagne on ice, and art-rock stalwarts Sonic Youth performing live onstage. Not everyone was feeling so glamorous, though Selma Blair gained twenty pounds on a movie shoot in Europe, and while she “desperately” wants to lose the weight, her new role as the spoiled suburbanite Kim on NBC’s remake of Australian comedy Kath & Kim requires that she keep it. Still, there’s an upside. “Gaining twenty pounds makes me feel like I got a little badunkadunk. I definitely have more of a tush going in my jeans. I used to wear a size 0. I now wear a size 6.” reports NYMAg.
  • Lilly Allen can stick her entire fist in her mouth. (left)