- Shocking breaking News: Anna Wintour wears the same clothes twice, twice (above).
- Kirsten Dunst has entered rehab.
- Eva Mendes has gone to rehab.
- Amy Winehouse lives in rehab.
- Amy Winehouse won’t be performing at the Grammys . The U.S. Embassy turned down her request for a Visa, apparently the U.S. feel that they don’t need another manic celebrity on the loose terrorizing the countryside. reports the superficial.
- The latest Britney news from Thedailysquib…
- "Britney Spears is loose on the streets of Los Angeles once again (pictured below). The LAPD, Texas Rangers, SWAT, Navy Seals and Canadian Mounties have all joined the search for Britney Spears after she escaped through a tiny window in the maximum security mental wing of the UCLA hospital where she was being held. Fernando Rodriguez, one of the hospital attendants, told the Daily Squib, "We don’t know what time she escaped, but it was between her meds - between 4 and 5 in the morning. Oh lord! If she don’t take her meds it ain’t gonna be pretty y’all." California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called for a code Red Alert situation and is under mounting pressure to call in more state troopers from neighbouring states to calm the situation.’
- ‘Just when you thought it could not get any worse, photographs by the paparazzi of Britney having an orgy at her mansion with paparazzi have surfaced’
- ‘Britney Spears- the ailing autotune celebrity- has been ordered by the Catholic church and her keepers to undergo an exorcism. The once-in-a-lifetime experience will be filmed live on MTV and broadcast all over the world. Pope Benedict himself has intervened on this sensitive matter and has ordered his chief exorcist to complete the harrowing task of casting out the devil and satan’s demons from Britney. reports the dailysquib.
- Dita Von Teese put a sharp weapon through airport security (above left) reports jezebel.com
- ‘Just one more injection and Rachel Zoe will be an Olsen (second above). NYmag
- ‘George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning amongst the other candidates at the New Hampshire Caucus. Someone needs to tell George W Bush that he cannot run for a third term in office but no one has the gumption to break the news to the ailing alcoholic President.’reports thedailysquib
- John Mayer is actually Borat (pictured third above).
- Kylie Minogue is not back together with Olivier Martinez. She had dinner with him. No kissing.
- The McCann family McSpinner publicist has released another sketch of the Madeleine suspect (pictured fourth above) reports thedailysquib.
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