The FiFi Report 188

  • Britney Spears’ people have found a new excuse for her botched drug tests after the her Provigil claim was debunked. They’re blaming her inhaler. Other items that will be blamed for Britney’s failed drug test: Vick’s Vapo-Rub. Voodoo. John Stamos. An apple. And Flintstone’s Chewable Vitamins’….reports the superficial
  • Paris Hilton prepped for her African sojourn …..with a spin as a Pole dancer at Club Marquee in New York ..reports Jezebel.
  • Britney Spears reportedly had some clandestine liposuction done on her hips and ass. I saw the VMAs. This cannot betrue…..reports thesuperfical
  • ‘The Scarf, The Slouch, The Boots. Yup, It’s Mary-Kate!’ ….reports Jezebel
  • Britney says she has Atttention Deficit Disorder. I must agree.
  • Amy Winehouse visited her husband for the first time in prison. Amy was looking “visibly distraught” during the visit, according to the Daily Mail: Question: How the hell can you make a comment that Amy Winehouse looks visibly distraught? As opposed to what? Looking visibly cracked out? Visibly drunk off her ass? Visibly suicidally thin?’ Reports thesuperficial
  • Jake Gyllenhaaland Reese Witherspoon were seen publicly canoodling. Then Jake Gyllenhaal took a break from Reese to just walk around looking hot…reports pinkisthenewblog
  • Lindsay Lohan went to jail and checked out 84 minutes later…. Enough time for a gin and tonic.
  • Kate Middleton has quit her job as an accessories buyer for fashion chain Jigsaw, fuelling rumours of an imminent royal engagement….
  • Xtina Augilera decided to wear every bit of make-up that she owns entirely on her face: People always talk about the dangers of smoking and drinking while women are pregs but I think something has to be said about the dangers of wearing too much make-up. If Xtina doesn’t tone down the all that rouge, mascara and foundation her baby is going to be born looking like THIS’ (picture left).
  • Lord have mercy.You could build a house on Hugh Jackman’s chest. Small children could get lost in all that chest hair..says  pinkisthenewblog
  • An Ethiopian adoption agency has come out in support of Angelina Jolie over claims the family of her daughter Zahara want the child back.
  • Julianne Moore has written a semi-autobiographical children’s book Freckleface Strawberry.
  • Is Kate Hudson dating Heath Ledger?
  • Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeoo has married fiance Chris Ivery in a low-key ceremony in New York.
  • Harvey Weinstein is to wed Marchessa designer girlfriend Georgina Chapman.
  • Mandy Moore and Mathew Perry were seen kissing and cuddling.
  • Boy George has been officially charged by Scotland Yard for false imprisonment of a 28-year-old man.(He chained him up then made him him clean his oven.)
  • Kate Hudson laughed off reports of a romance with Heath Ledger. Haha.
  • Britney Spears ran over another foot.
  • Paris Hilton has urged end to binge-drinking elephants (meaning Britney?).
  • Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said "she (Hilton) never made any coments about helping drunken elefants in India". Just about drunken Lindsay Lohen.