- Suri Holmes Cruise, the human child-like creature that is said to have been borne of the loins of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, continues to grow at an exceedingly alarming rate. She was but a hatchling only a short while ago and now she’s already half as tall as her alleged father, Tom Cruise ..reports pinkisthenewblog (… it’s a shame that the little creature’s power supply can’t keep her running for very long. Maybe they should make her solar-powered or something.)
- In the future, when scientists unearth Lindsay Lohan’s corpse, they’ll discover she runs on pure alcohol. She can survive without oxygen, water, and food. As long as she’s filled to the brim with Mojito’s, Lindsay can keep going …says the superficial
- Ivana Trump 58, is getting married for the 3rd time to Italian actor Rossano Rubicondi, 35.
- Paris Hilton. Humanitarian. Saint. And, oh yeah, camera whore. Turns out Paris’ trip to Rwanda in November is going to be a reality show. Wait until you see the show’s title. Priceless..reports thesuperficial.
- Britney has been officially charged with her first the hit and run accident. Spears wore a short, black dress to be fingerprinted and photographed after changing out of a I-know-it-makes-me-look-crazy-but-I-like-it-anyways pink wig (pictured left) reports Pinkisthenewblog
- It is impossible for Jake Gyllenhaal man to look bad.
- Photographs of Prince William and Kate Middleton have rekindled rumours they will soon announce their engagement.
- Vicki B. and her gratuitous nipples have made their way back home to LA and said nipples (well, at least the left one) took the youngest Beckham named Cruz out for a day.
- Britney has been doing her usual errands … shopping at a drug store, going sun tanning, endless visits to Starbucks … but somewhere along the way, she sat in her car, and picked up a book, C.S. Lewis’s The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
- ‘Lindsay Lohan is out of money. Apparently her coke and booze sprees have cost her millions, and her three stints in rehab haven’t been cheap either. Lindsay shouldn’t feel too bad because I hear Britney is running out of cash too. Britney must spend at least $1.2 billion weekly at Starbucks. I’m not even factoring in the extra whipped cream’ reports the superficial.
- Paris Hilton has denied she’s dating Kid Rock
- Pamela Anderson is definitely not pregnant to Kid Rock or her new boyfriend. Or anyone else we can see.
- Penelope Cruz has been spotted kissing and cuddling fellow Spaniard Javier Bardem.
- Victoria Beckham reveals her wild side as she plays a fem bot robot / herself in a new episode of the hit show Ugly Betty (pictured left).
- Uma Thurman has gone public about her romance with model Elle Macpherson’s ex Arpad Busson.
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