The FiFi Report 185

  • It’s official: Victoria Beckham is a Robot Spaced out: Victoria changed out of her orange ensemble (below) and into a white and silver space suit (left).
  • Angelina Jolie chocked Manhattan, was seen wearing colour….reports Jezebel
  • Paris Hilton’s Mom Makes Lindsay’s Look Like Mother Of The Year …reports Jezebel
  • Pete Doherty has has finally kicked his drug habit. He is now addicted to food.
  • Britney Spears passes drug test, visits kids, and flashes her crotch. Nothing new to report except that Britney is completely topless in secretly new video footage for her video ‘Gimme More’ .So secret it was on You Tube. Her modesty is barely protected by a pair of ‘nipple flowers’.
  • ‘For those of you wondering if Katie Holmes looks are improving, I have your answer: Nope. When Katie wakes up in the morning she looks at herself in the mirror and says “Now, what outfit can I wear to make me look like a middle-aged librarian? Ah yes, the Armani pants and white blouse.” Says thesuperficial
  • Kiefer Sutherland is serving 48 days in jail this December for drink driving . Hic.
  • J.LO is still not telling that she is pregnant.Maybe she is just fat.
  • Lindsay Lohan has sprung herself from her in-house rehab treatment at the Cirque Lodge in Utah and ended up walking away with more than just a certificate of completion … she also walked away with a new boyfriend.
  •  Bobby Brown was hospitalized with a mild heart attack but is in "great spirits". Vodka?.
  • David Hasselhoff falls off the wagon, poisons himself with alcohol; lives reports pinkisthenewblog
  • Lilly Allen has slimmed down with the help of hypnotherapy and a psychotherapist who implants subconscious messages into clients’ minds reminding them to stop eating when they feel full. “I know what you’re thinking. There’s another star who could probably benefit from this treatment. Out of respect I won’t say her name, but I will give you a hint: she loves Taco Bell. I mean, loves Taco Bell. Even more than her two children “ says thesuperficial
  • First off, yes, Pamela Anderson did marry Rick Salomon over the weekend. We all saw that coming. No surprise there. I could talk about that, but why waste my energy when I’ll have to crack wise on the divorce next week.(He is Rick Soloman; the man with so much integrity he made and sold the Paris Hilton sex video)
  • Is Orlando Bloom having an affair with Jennifer Aniston or ???
  • Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she’d be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there - not drink 15 cans of sparkling wine and dance as if you are Biritney Spears’ says the superficial
  • Jefferson Hack and Anouck Lepère are heading to Antwerp to plan their wedding