“We want to help make sure our fans are healthy like us.” The Olsen twins said when they posed for Milk ads with milk across their top lip. But now that Mary-Kate is being treated for cocaine addiction as well as anorexia (which the family has strongly denied). the image of them with white smears on their upper lips doesn’t look so wholesome and the ads have been pulled.
Britney Spears -not a girl, not yet a pregnant woman.
J.Hurl: Jennifer Lopez used to get out of sex with ex-hubbie Ojani Noa by pretending to puke.
Justin Timberlake has put back the release of his autobiography (what? a one page book? he’s ten)
Kate Moss is said to be getting close to a new man, just weeks after calling time on her relationship with Daniel Craig and has been spotted with Jackass star Johnny Knoxville (Jackass)
Kylie Minogue is the owner of a £180,000 vintage sailing boat, courtesy of Olivier Martinez ( sporty)
Travis from Blink 182 has specially made condoms with his face printed on them. ( blink is the idea)
The Beckhams were due to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno earlier this week, but chose to extend their holiday in Marrakesh instead. The television network were forced to issue a new schedule at the last minute, which saw the couple replaced with a display of performing animals from the Sea World theme park (slippery but not clubbed)( which one’s’David?)
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s new duet Sway, recorded for J-Lo’s new film Shall We Dance, has been axed from the movie’s soundtrack
Paul Bremer enjoyed “an emotional relationship” with a 35-year-old Iraqi woman who used to work for Saddam’s protocol department. His paramour and her family are now in Jordan awaiting passage to the US in Bremer’s hasty wake, with talk of marriage on the cards ( shall we dance?)
Valentino admits that he and his business partner Giancarlo Giammetti. Giammetti were lovers for 12 years. “This is a story about love. There has never been an article about us that was like that, but now I believe it is too late to keep a secret that is not a secret. What was once embarrassing to read about yourself is not now.” But Bruce Hocksema, who has lived with Valentino since 1982, says he and I always have to arrive someplace in separate cars,” UK Vogue ( Embarrassing:)
Jemima Goldsmith and Hugh Grant were again spotted at the same event adding to the rumours that they are a couple.
Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at a movie screening with a bizarre set of markings cross her back. “By the marks on her shoulders, we can see that poor Gwyneth Paltrow has fallen victim to a hot new self-flagellating UFO-enthusiast cult. Well, either that or she has a mean case of tertiary syphilis” Gawker on her cupping marks.
A Cameron Diaz salacious S&M video shot in 1992 has hit the web and is the download du jour. Titled She’s No Angel: Cameron Diaz, the 30-minute film shows the then 19-year-old aspiring model baring her breasts and getting kinky in a softcore photo session. (Sporty spice)
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