• After having lots of fun with Tom and Suri in Europe, Katie Holmes has parted ways with her keeper hubby and has jetted her way back home to LA. She’s about as exciting as a wet rag, but any time that she is out of Tom Cruise’s reach is a new chance for her to finally escape his clutches once and for all and win back her freedom. Honestly, I don’t even know why I care anymore … she’s pretty much all but lost to us at this point.. Reports pinkisthenewblog.
• Who was that looking tragic? Sheer blouse, satin hot pants, green contact lenses … yep, that sounds about right. Britney.
• Just 24 hours after Paris Hilton was in her undies at a Playboy party, she is now back to reading spiritual books with her trusty sidekick chihuahua. You know, I would just love to discuss the complexity of existentialism in spirituality with Paris just to see the look on her face as she discusses all that she’s learned so far from the numerous books she’s been photographed carrying around town ….Reports pinkisthenewblog.
• Kevin Federline is seeking custody of his two children with Britney Spears. I don’t really see how Federline can mess this up. Anybody who owns a computer or TV knows what kind of mother Britney Spears is. K-Fed could show up to court with a cage with "baby" written on the side and still end up getting the kids repots thesuperficial.
• Tyra Banks was spotted in NYC shooting a commercial for her talk show. Remember back when she was hot? Before she opened her mouth and everybody realized they hated her? Check out her thighs. I’m not calling her fat, but if a pie ever suddenly goes missing you’d probably want to question her first….reports thesuperficial.
• Singer Amy Winehouse collapsed from a huge drug overdose yesterday. They tried to make me go to Rehab. Yes, Yes, Yes. http://www.amywinehouse.co.uk
• Lindsay Lohan is in rehab again. Insert this story each week on repeat.
• Madonna’s adoption of her new son from Malawi is facing new problems and may completely fall through. But there’s no way she’s losing her kid. If she has to, she’ll probably just end up buying Malawi. African countries you’ve never heard of are usually pretty cheap…reports thesuperficial.
• Paris Hilton says that Nicole Richie will be, like, the best mom ever reports pinkisthenewblog.
• See Gwyneth Paltrow featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of W magazine: http://www.style.com/w
• Scary Spice Girl Melanie Brown got secretly hitched in Las Vegas in June
• Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are pregs.
• Jack White and Karen Elson had another baby a boy named Henry Lee.
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