• ‘Britney Spears was spotted in Santa Monica without her bra on, and looking like she put her lipstick on with her feet. I know she’s had two kids, but that’s why they invented the bra. So nobody would have to see her deflated boobs through that shower curtain she calls a dress.’ Reports thesuperficial
• Another day, another celeb goes into rehab … this time it’s Jonathon Rhys Meyers.
• Hugh Grant is arrested in an alleged Baked Bean attack on the paparazzi. (After eating them? Poisen gas attack?
•Jodie Kidd has split from her husband of 18 months, Aidan Butler.)
• Elee has reportedly split with Coronation Street star Ray Fearon. Who?
• Milla Jovovich and her director Paul Anderson are pregnant.
• Julia Roberts is about 8 months pregnant with 3rd child
• Claire Danes was seen lunching outdoors with actor boyfriend Hugh Dancy .This is breaking news. She broke up with Billy Crudup.
• Mel B. still contends that Eddie Murphy is the father of the child, Eddie still contends that he is not
• Kim Basinger says she did not leak the infamous Alec Baldwin voicemail. She sold it?
• A woman tried to kill Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James. ( with baked beans?)
• A crazy lunatic threatened to kill Hillary Duff (due to her bad singing?)
• Kate Hudson Celebrated Her Birthday – with Owen Wilson. ( baked beans on toast?)
• Pete Doherty filmed the paparazzo with the camera on his MacBook laptop computer. Please explain. ( I suppose it’s better than throwing it at them. No wait, that would be far more entertaining reports Pink).
• See Elvis performing live with Celine Dion! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpH7BlYsdGI ( but which one is dead?)
• ‘It’s been about 45 minutes since we’ve had a celebrity drunk driving arrest … so it’s about time we had another. Eve got busted …hic! reports pinkis
• Jude Law has a new girlfriend; Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain’s Harper’s Bazaar.
• “ Pamela Anderson was spotted on a Malibu beach wearing her old Baywatch bathing suit for a DirecTV commercial. There’s a “flotation device” joke to be made here, but I’m not entirely sure those things would float. One of her nipples is pointing at her face and the other is missing.” Reports the superficial
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